| I
discovered the world of taste at Safeway when I... |
| Raised
the curtain on their exciting show, it was five star quality and taste
buds glow! |
| Ample
ideas from many cultures, exciting and new for my family of vultures |
| Became
an armchair traveller last night, transported with every bite |
| Found
affordable luxuries, flavours divine, plus fruits of the world in this
hometown of mine |
| Found
the exotic in reach of my pocket |
| Gave
my tastebuds a lingering lesson, my aspect of love for their
delicatessen |
| Tried
a papaya and a kebab, without needing a visa or jab! |
| Unpacked
my shopping on the kitchen table, I'd been around the world with
Safeway labels |
| Saw
the touch of theatre in their splendid presentation which set my
tastebuds tingling
in gourmet anticipation |
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| If
you were to write a play or musical about Uncle Bens, what would you
call it… |
| Annie
Get Your Chopsticks |
| Ben
Is From Heaven |
| One
Night in Ben' swok |
| Pillau
Talk |
| Stir
Rice Express |
| Stirway
to Heaven |
| The
Fried A'Stir Story |
| Uncle
Ben's lli"Sauciety" |
| Uncle
Ben's; Licence to Fill |
| Wok
On |
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| Piper-Heidsieck
and showbiz make a great piece because… |
| Piper
Heidsieck's sparkling fun, is a star turn second to none |
| They
both have vitality and star quality |
| They
both sparkle with star quality |
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| My
ideal occasion for drinking Aberlour would be... |
| Theatre
- it makes a dram-ah out of a crisis! |
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| My
ideal occasion for Drinking Laphroaig would be… |
| At
the theatre- Laphroig means a great wee 'dram'a |
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| Going
to a show in London's West End is an extraordinary break because… |
| Stuck
in the house with the daily "dramatics", here's just not the
time for those wonderful classics! |
| Show
business is like "Low" business - unbeatable |
| Musical
entertainment so elite, thanks to Lows I'll have the best seat |
| Curtain
up, action, lights, I'd break a leg to see the sights |
| Comedy
at the Garrick or musicals at the Lyric, add that starlight that makes
a weekend idyllic |
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| I
like Christmas pantomimes because… |
| A
comical dame, the villain that's scary, please wave your wand, oh
Cadbury's fairy |
| All
kids at heart, we guzzle chox, wishing the genie would refill the box |
| Baddies
to boo, goodies to eat, Cadbury's and panto - a spectacular treat |
| Cadbury's
chocs, a seat front stalls. I'm kept inspired till the curtain falls |
| Cadbury's
kids and my number one fella, make me feel like Cinderella |
| Each
magical assortment takes centre stage, appealing to kids of every age |
| Hotfoot
to Woolworths for Cadbury’s chocs - Frank Bruno's playing Goldilocks |
| Pantos
are fun, roses are yummy, with two ugly sisters, daddy and mummy |
| They
are like Cadbury's - great box office at stocking-up time! |
| This
British tradition, unique to these isles, like roses, brings
happiness, laughter and smiles |
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| Cockburn's
special reserve port is always special because… |
| Unreservedly
without exception, it's Cockburns, whodunit perfection. |
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| I
would like to investigate a mysterious murder with Kestrel &
McEwans export because… |
| A
good head with plenty of body always gets results! |
| Elementary,
my dear McEwan - I always detect when something is brewing! |
| Even
Poirot's intellect couldn't detect company more select or more
refreshing! |
| Having
tackled my first "case", I could murder another! |
| It's
thirsty work being a super sleuth |
| My
wife would kill me if I bought another brand of beer |
| These
two brews provide the clues to beat those murderous mystery blues |
| They're
taste thrillers and thirst killers |
| Who's
guilty - William, Harold, Oliver, Delia, Una, Neale, Iris, Terry?
Guess |
| With
murderous intent my thirst is well spent |
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| I'd
like to solve a Mindtrap murder mystery because... |
| Challenges
of lateral thinking, stops my brain from slowly shrinking |
| Like
Sherlock -I'm fed up with Watson telly! |
| MindTrap
encourages lateral thinking, instead of forth-winking! |
| Playing
Morse the Chief Inspector, I might apprehend Dee Septor |
| Unlike
Agatha Christie, I'd celebrate with Kwik Save's whisky |