| I like Edam because ... |
| It
has the flavour my taste buds love to savour |
| Go
Dutch, go Edam |
| It's
the best Dutch treat, I can buy or eat |
| |
| Princes
makes the nicest hot dogs, their ham tastes quite divine… |
| Served
on Delft these top-dog products could enhance that fine design! |
| Lunch
tongue glides along alimentary canals while meatballs in gravy untwine |
| Jack
Sprat likes no fat and so chooses Princes every time |
|
Each
tin's a piggy bank saves energy money and time!
|
| Van
Gough was heard to utter "Princes suit my pallette fine" |
| Each
Dutch treat it made with meat from porkers in their prime |
| Which
"quillustrates" the "point" that it's for Princes
"porc-u-pine" |
| What's
the tastiest thing in bread? Princes - not Aveline! |
| Kisses
make princes out of frogs, I got meatballs out of mine |
| Chicken
breast is quite delicious, send Dudly Moore for mine. |
|
| The
best bacon is Royal Crest Dutch bacon because… |
| Taste
of Holland, superbly presented, leaves palates pleased and pockets
contented |
| English
breakfast? only great, provided Dutch is on the plate |
| With
Royal Crest bacon - fried or grilled, expectations are fulfilled |
| Royal
Crest's supporters know, it sizzles like a Broadway show |
| |
|
I like Edam because…
|
| Losing pounds saving pence - double Dutch makes good sense |
| It's Hollands famous cheese that lures me overseas |
| Tangy delicious with Dutch appeal, Edam rounds off any meal |
| |
| I
buy Royal Crest Dutch bacon because… |
| Tesco
and Dutch Royal Crest guarantee bacon at its best |
| Excellent
flavour, value pack, Royal Crest bacon's a premier snack |
| I
buy the best, this bacon has passed the test |
| This
Fryer Tuck's so good, it would hook Robin Hood |
| It's
a nice slice at the right price |
| Dutch
bacon dinners, are low cost Tesco winners |
| It
makes a meal fit for a king |
| The
smell alone reminds me of "home" - but the flavour ! |
| Royal
Crest Dutch bacon is my cure for all grills |
| Tesco
bacon is a winner, succulent breakfast, lunch or dinner |
| Rasher
dates need Tesco's best, I go Dutch Royal Crest |
| Breakfast,
dinner, lunch or tea, Royal Crest sizzles my family |
| Cured
to absolute perfection, it "warrants" automatic selection |
| It's
reliably PRIME CUT and undeniably CUT PRICE |
| Bacon
butties become haute cuisine, with Royal Crest as go - between |
| Such
savings show I get "rasher" as I go |
| It
makes a meal complete, a real Dutch treat |
| When
we buy bacon we always go Dutch |
| Only
Royal Crest Dutch sizzles so much |
| Tesco
doesn't rob you blind, Royal Crest a scrumptious find |
|
| I
buy Sainsbury's Royal Crest Dutch Bacon because… |
| The
crest on the label guarantees best on the table |
| The
flavour I savour, going Dutch I'm a saver |
| No
rasher choice for me! - I go Dutch with Sainsbury |
| Counter
- intelligence and grilling, reveals a sizzling combination |
| Flavour's
better than the rest, selectively I choose the crest |
| It's
my favourite bacon, reasonably priced,nutritious, delicous already
sliced |
|
| To
me, Asda Royal Crest Dutch Bacon is… |
| Tasty,
nutritious, quite like a dream. In my kitchen it reigns supreme |
| Food
to savour, full of flavour, perfect to taste, without any waste |
| Perfectly
cured, reasonably priced, A Dutch of class, slice after slice |
| A
cut above the rest, I can tell by the crest |
| Such
a tasty rasher, no wonder it's a smasher |
|
| I
would like to fly to Amsterdam with Toilet Duck because… |
| Me
and the Duck's gonna clean up this town |
| Loo-tips
from Amsterdam couldn't make a cleaner pan |
| Pot
Pourri puts me in mind of Tulips in springtime |
| His
streamlined jet reaches clogs and canals fastest and safest |
| If I
scoured the world I couldn't choose better |
| I'd
go clean round the bend at such luck! |
| I
could show the Dutch its magic touch |
| I
can smell fragrant flowers swaying in a springtime breeze |
| In
the City of Flowers, I'd smell or roses |
| I'm
hooked on Holland and flushed with success |
|
| I like Edam because… |
| Its flavour excites me, so Edam please invite me. |
| Sarnies, lunches or high teas, Edam taste will never displease. |
| What MADE backwards is always forward on the cheeseboard. |
|
| You
can't top a Grolsch because… |
| I've
started so ale finish |
| 'Anne'
excellent lager, to be 'Frank'... the finest one I ever drank |
| No
1, brews better! |
| Every
can's - super man! |
| It's
high glass entertainment |
|
| I
choose Unwins because… |
| Unwins
makes my garden grow, from seeds and bulbs, a flower show |
| Their
bulbs put life into spring, by springing into life |
|
| I
love Dutch Edam from Safeway because… |
| With
premier taste and priceless care, quite frankly they're the ultimate
pair |
| Red
rind, Safeway label, guarantee quality on the table |
| Edam
for breakfast, Edam for lunch, it's great for tea too |
| Dutch
Edam, tastier than the rest, Safeway's prices, simply the best |
| Edam's
subtle flavour can always please me, outstanding value too - Safeway
guarantees me |
| Wholesome,
round and red, Safeway's cheese takes the biscuit - or bread! |
| Prepared
in the Dutch tradition, Safeway fresh and full of nutrition |
| Good
taste, good value, good for my family |
| However
it's served, it serves up a treat |
| For
delicious meals and saving pence, going Dutch at Safeway makes sense |
| You
can't improve on "all round" versatility and Safeway
reliability |
| When
it comes to cheese they know how to please |
| Dutch
tradition flavours every slice, Safeway's addition - a pocket pleasing
price |
| Dutch
Edam, heavenly flavour, thanks to Saafeway, the money saver |
| Tasty,
versatile, best I've found, Safeway's Edam is great "all
round". |
| Preparing
dishes your family wishes, good health, good taste without any waste |
| Edam
meals end happily ever after, lovingly perfected by Safeway's Dutch
master |
| The
cheese is superb, the store divine, excellent quality, all the time |
| A
Dutch treat plus Safeway flair, together they're a super pair |
| Slicing,
dicing, for cheese go Dutch, Edam the taste, just too much |
| Going
Dutch with Edam cheese, bite or sliced, just as I please |
| For
sandwich or garnish, party snack or cooking the family love it |
|
| Van
Nelle coffee puts me in the mood for a spree because… |
| Superior
blend, enjoyed with a friend, joyfully thinking of Guilders to spend |
|
| I
buy Van Nelle traditional coffee because… |
| No
fancy gimmicks, passing trends, just finest beans, perfected blends |
| Taste
of Holland superbly presented leaves palates pleased, pockets
contented |
| I
quaff like a toff without selling the Van Gogh |
| Expertly
blended to taste sublime, perfect coffee every time |
| It
leaves nothing to he desired.... except a second cup |
| Tempting
aroma filter fine the flavour of Holland tastes divine |
| It
adds gourmet appeal to the end of a meal |
| My
after dinner touch has to be dutch |
| Delightful
coffee perfectly blended Van Nelle - simply splendid |
| The
Van Nelle collection offers coffee perfection |
| Breakfast,
elevenses or after dinner, traditional flavour is a winner |
| It's
simple you see, I enjoy 'Real" coffee |
| Tesco
prices hard to beat, Van Nelle.... my Dutch treat |
| I've
filtered out the rest and left only the best |
| Tesco
selects this famous brand, perfected in the Netherlands |
| Unlike
my Mother-In-Law it's not too bitter |
| Perfect
coffee black or white, Its aroma tastes just right |
| Never
bitter, rich and smooth; as coffee lovers, we approve |
| Two
hundred years still going strong, generations cannot be wrong |
| The
price invites the aroma excites and the taste delights |
| Black,
white, weak, strong, the taste - just right never wrong |
| It
always gets my breakfast toast, deliciously decaffeinated medium roast |
| Freshly
roasted then vacuum packed - all the flavour stays intact |
| It's
the only coffee you should put "Tulips" |
| Any
other in my belly? Not on your Van Nelley! |
| This
continental taste sensation, gives me grounds for celebration. |
| Year
of experience expertly blended traditional Dutch - recommended |
| The
blend justifies the beans |
| Smell
the beans, enjoy the taste, smoothest coffee any place |
| I'm
serious about coffee flavour, Van Nelle's, I honestly savour |
| It
perks me up and filters my cares away |
| It
gives me grounds for a good coffee break |
| Two
hundred years of expertise makes coffee guaranteed to please |
| Like
Van Gogh, it's never left 'ear |
| Medium
ground or filter fine it smells delicious tastes divine |
| It
'Can Al"Ways help unwind the 'windmills" of my mind |
| I'll
Netherland a better brand |
| Van
Nelle is an epicures invitation to forget about inflation |
| Party,
lunch, formal dinner, rich smooth flavour, certain winner |
| Raving
discovered perfection, why risk random selection? |
| It
outroasts the opposition, Van Nelle's our family tradition |
| Here’s
one dutch masterpiece I can afford |
| Even
Van Gogh's brother wouldn't 'ear of any other |
| It's
a cup above the rest |
| Delicious
dutch coffee that guarantees; traditional flavour blended to please |
| Doubly
delicious, delightfully dutch, I like the flavour very much |
| Van
Nelle, right on cue, keep flavourful coffee filtering through |
| My
family love to savour that superb Van Nelle flavour |
| It's
taste I've found suits me down to the ground |
| Two
centuries of expertise guarantees coffee sure to please |
| Uniquely
blended, expertly packed, Van Nelle has what others lack |
| Van
Nelle's reputation well deserved guarantees freshness well preserved |
|
| Dutch
Edam and Gouda cheese make memorable meals because… |
| Memorable
meals for ever afters, perfected by the two Dutch masters |