| I
want to bounce back with build - up because... |
| Caught
flu virus, feeling vile, I could convalesce in style |
| |
| My
idea of being pampered is… |
| An
exercise free leg workout - only Aristoc can achieve this 'feet' |
| Fabulous
fashion with fat reduction, Aristoc will lessen the need for 'Leg'osuction |
| Hydro
treats for body and mind, legs kept neat by Aristoc Slimline |
| |
| If I
win I would take my …To Henlow Grange Health Farm because… |
| Bank
Manager - I’d be ‘well off’ with a few extra pounds |
| Barbie
- Three kids take their toll, after the weekend, will I look like the
doll. |
| Best
Friend - Formerly frumpy, fat and forty -we’re faithful friends -
now slim and sporty |
| Best
Friend - Worn out birds of a feather, deserve some quality time
together. |
| Bloodhound
- He could help me track down the waist I lost years ago |
| Body
- Under this shattered mother of two, there may be a supermodel trying
to break through |
| Book
- They can have the wand, while I read James Bond |
| Boss
- No deadlines, targets, phones or fax -trimmed, slimmed and pampered
- we'd both relax |
| Boyfriend
- He works too hard, needs a break, to change from lard back to prime
beefcake! |
| Calculator
- I’d work out with multiplied vigour, change vital statistics and
round down my figure |
| Camera
- Before Lean Cuisine my picture caused laughter, Henlow Grange is perfect
for photograph after! |
| Camera
- I can picture my shape will change, during my stay at Henlow Grange |
| Cellulite
- With Lean Cuisine I’ve trimmed my thighs, they now need massage
and exercise |
| Crinkley
Bottom - Henlow Grange is just the jobbie, to stop me looking like Mr Blobby |
| Daughter
- Relaxing yet bracing, Henlow’s healthcare regime, means good-bye depression,
hello self-esteem |
| Daughter
- She’s so keen to be fit and lean, that all she eats is Lean
Cuisine |
| Daughter
- She’s waging war on cellulite, a Henlow break would win the fight. |
| Daughter
- We looked the pits, had a Findus blitz, -but need more assistance
with our wobbly bits |
| Doctor
- Forget depression, don’t need the pills, this relaxing break will
cure my ills |
| Dress
- Thanks to Findus (and fewer chips), it’s size ten – and it zips! |
| Fiancee
- With purse strings and waistbands equally tight, a Henlow honeymoon
sounds just right |
| Freezer
- Lettuce leaves? I’m not too keen, I’ll pack my favourite Lean
Cuisine |
| Friend
- Findus care and Henlow splendour, would make her healthier and
slender |
| Friend
- Since she’s recommended Lean Cuisine, my slimming diet’s worked
a dream |
| Friend
- With sauna and steam and cooking’s that’s lean, she’ll be
transformed from wrinkly to teen |
| Friend
- You rest and relax too - improve your appearance, create a new you |
| Girlfriend
- A luxury break would give us zest, to continue the battle to look
our best |
| Housekeeper
- Change from giving the duster a whirl, might turn Mrs Mop into
wonder girl |
| Hubby
- He’s become a little tubby, in need of a tone, in the midriff zone |
| Hubby
- If Henlow’s hands help and guide, I’ll realise the ‘thinnie’
trapped inside |
| Husband
- He desperately needs a stress free zone, with the added advantage of
a body tone |
| Husband
- One stone lighter; almost a winner, thanks to you both, he’d be
even slimmer |
| Husband
- A healthy break from daily strife, will ‘find-us’ lean, with a
new lease of life |
| Husband
- A healthy break with Lean Cuisine, will help us join the slimmer
scene |
| Husband
- As high birthday numbers get higher, so do the notches on his belt |
| Husband
- Encouraging my pilgrim’s progress to be thin, this saintly
supporter deserves to win |
| Husband
- Forty this year - his spirits are dampened, a perfect present relax
and be pampered |
| Husband
- harassed house husband, under pressure, needs indulgence, rest and
leisure |
| Husband
- He enjoys staying lean, and I love the fine cuisine. |
| Husband
- He needs advice on fitness and diet - exercise to him means letting
calories run riot! |
| Husband
- He washes, irons, mops and cleans, and buys me love - Lean Cuisines |
| Husband
- He’s overweight, far too chubby, could come back with a slimmer
hubby |
| Husband
- His last stubborn ounces would quickly diminish, what Lean Cuisine
started, Henlow would finish |
| Husband
- Hubby needs re-shaping I fear, so please re-arrange like Richard
Gere. |
| Husband
- I’d like him healthy, fit & hunky, and us both a bit less
chunky |
| Husband
- I’ve loved this man for thirty years, need healthy plan as
retirement nears |
| Husband
- It would revitalise his parts that I can no longer reach! |
| Husband
- Lean Cuisine helped hubby’s chubbiness vanish, now Henlow Grange -
final bulges will vanish |
| Husband
- Lean Cuisine was his proposal for dealing with my waist disposal |
| Husband
- Leisure and exercise expertly blended, would reduce these ‘Lean
Cuisiners’ to what nature intended |
| Husband
- Staying healthy is our hobby, we don’t want to end up like Mr
Blobby! |
| Husband
- Such a wonderful weekend stay, would fair take his ‘breadth’
away |
| Husband
- Thanks to Lean Cuisine there’s no mistaking, I’ve got a
Chippendale in the making |
| Husband
- To be transformed from ‘Jeeves’ into ‘Wooster’ would give
his morale a real booster |
| Husband
- To me he’s already a winner, thanks to Lean Cuisine he’s seventy
pounds thinner |
| Husband
- To reduce and firm his derriere, whilst sampling Henlow’s low cal
fare |
| Husband
- Too fat, too tired and not bionic, a Henlow weekend would be a tonic |
| Husband
- We’re pale, plump, weary of work, the Henlow treatment would be
such a perk |
| Husband
- We’ve got fat tums and podgy thighs, we need good diets and
exercise |
| Husband
- With Lean Cuisine and Henlow Grange, bulging middies have to change |
| Husband
-A little past our sell by date, we both need help to rejuvenate |
| Husband
-Now wearily facing the big ‘five-o’, we’d emerge refreshed as
belle and beau! |
| Husband
-We need advice and fitness checks, we look like Tyrannosaurus Wrecks! |
| Jeans
- The zipper strains, the waistband pinches, Henlow helps reduce the
inches |
| Lean
Cuisine - Henlow Grange with other winners? They’d run out of our
favourite dinners |
| Mirror
- Being pampered to perfection, I’d gladly look at my radiant
reflection |
| Mother
- She’s keen to be lean in time for her ruby wedding scene |
| Mother-in-Law
- Out-of-Shape and rather fat, Findus and Henlow can change all that |
| Mountain
Bike - I could leave my spare behind and come home recycled! |
| Mr
Blobby - Together we’d lose our ‘Crinkley Bottom’ and bounce
back into shape |
| Mum
- She’s spent 20 years looking after me, now she needs an MOT. |
| Mum
- Busy lady, needs a break, can’t think of anyone I’d rather take |
| Mum
- Family finally flown the nest, it’s time she had a jolly good rest |
| Mum
- Her target weight she has achieved, and a pampered treat she now
does need |
| Mum
- She may not have Cindy Crawford’s credentials, but my loving
mum’s got all the essentials |
| Mum
- Two stone lighter, Lean Cuisine’s a winner, please Henlow Grange,
help make her trimmer |
| Myself
- I’m too fat, too tired, under duress, lazy, lethargic and look a
mess |
| Myself
- I’m overweight, terribly unfit and look rather awful in my
athletics kit |
| New
Man - No longer a couch potato, but a runner bean, helped by Lean
Cuisine |
| Psychiatrist
- It’s the perfect location for a shrink |
| Sister
- A single working mum, she deserves some pleasure, we’d relax
enjoying activity or leisure |
| Sister
- Instead of looking like Pat from Eastenders, we’d love to resemble
Cher in suspenders |
| Sister
- Sharing everything (especially our genes), it’s been our dream
wish since our teens |
| Sister
- There they could take the ‘L’ out of flab, leaving me looking
absolutely fab! |
| Sister
- We ‘ugly sisters’ are ‘thick and tyred’ and long to be
‘thin-derella’ |
| Sister
- We look in the mirror and see dismay, so go on Henlow make our day! |
| Sister
-If we’re to have bodies to be admired, Henlow Grange is required |
| Spare
Tyre - I could leave it behind as a thank you present |
| Spare
Tyre - Ego ‘punctured’, confidence ‘deflated’, to be less
tubby I’d be elated. |
| Swimsuit
- As well as enjoying a complete overhaul, I could practice butterfly,
backstroke and crawl |
| Swimsuit
-Itsy, bitsy not yet, but it will be - that’s a bet! |
| Tennis
Coach - Sporty but forty and starting to fret - I need every advantage
I can possibly get! |
| Tennis
Partner - He’s ‘forehand’ fat, now ‘set’ to slim, Henlow
‘serve’ to make us trim |
| Toy
Boy -He has helped this lucky lassie, preserve her rather classy
chassis! |
| Wife
- 0 mirror, mirror on the wall, she’s not the person I recall! |
| Wife
- Having worked, wed, bred, become jaded, a Henlow weekend will revive
what has faded |
| Wife
- I would love her to become, a relaxed rejuvenated mum! |
| Wife
- When healthy and shapely, pampered and fit, like Lean Cuisine,
she’s a guaranteed hit |
| Wife
-Of Lean Cuisine we buy the range, so please can we go to Henlow
Grange? |
| Work-Mate
- Our uniforms are straining and the typing chair’s complaining! |
|
| Power
Health and Inglewood Health Hydro provide the ideal healthy option
because… |
| My
popularity has greatly grown - with Adidas fragrance I'll never walk
alone |
| They
take the strain when feeling stressed, supplementing nature is what
they do best |
| Their
reputation is never in doubt, for radiant health, within and without |
| With
their help and expertise, comes 'heart felt joy' 'fit' to please |
|
| I
would like to win a beauty weekend at Sopwell house because... |
| It
would be the Gateway to a transformation that would never go to waist |
|
| I
would like to visit Henlow Grange because... |
| I'd
keep the blues at bay, cosseted the Henlow way |
| It's
every woman's dream to be pampered |
|
| The
Elancyl massage system… |
| Eliminates
Lumps And Nasty Cellulite - Your Legs Maintain A Supple Softness |
| And
Graceful Elegance So You Show Them Even More |
| Has
changed this rather 'egg' shaped lady into a cute little chick! |
| Is a
simple routine designed with care, that keeps skin smooth and healthy
beyond compare |
| Is
so simple - it keeps skin smooth without a dimple |
| Is
the perfect system for feeling good, looking slender, now I'm toned
and invigorated, ready for Henlow Grange splendour |
| Is
used by ladies of wisdom, they relax let it fight, all that's
cellulite, it's magical touch can assist 'em |
| Keeps
me toned and supple - nothing droops. If I stay with it, I'll be
jumping through hoops |
| Knows
real beauty is only skin deep - giving toned smooth skin that's mine
for keeps |
| Taken
firmly in hand will ensure you don't leave your excess baggage around |
| Will
be your best selection, it smooths and trims and tones your shape to
ultimate perfection |
|
| I
would like to be pampered by Le Crunch because… |
| I
feel so boring my hair's gone grey, come on Le Crunch whisk me away |
| A
healthy granny I aim to be, not a doddery old OAP |
| A
little T.L.C. by L.C., would make me feel precious and carefree |
| A
munch at brunch each day, keeps the Millennium Bug away. |
| An
apple a day keeps wrinkles at bay, pip, pip hooray |
| Apples
helped me to lose two stone, Le Crunch could help to tighten arid tone |
| Appley
my healthy Co-op deals deluxe delicious and delightful |
| Beauty
treatments by the score, I'd be polished arid healthy to the core |
| Co-op
and Le Crunch are a winning team, a relaxing week-end the ultimate
dream |
| Completing
La Plan for a healthier me, Hoar Cross and Le Crunch bon apple-tit |
| Crispy,
juicy a tasty treat. a healthy selection and good to eat |
| Feeling
like a granny to the core, but delicious relaxation brings me gala
days once more |
| Fifty
years have taken their toll, pampered by le Crunch I'll reach my goal |
| For
this granny it would be tastefully suspicious, I might evolve as
Golden Delicious |
| Great
Co-op value, superb Le Crunch flavour, and as if not enough prizes to
savour |
| Hoar
Cross heaven, absolute bliss, like Le Crunch from Co-op, too delicious
to miss |
| Hoar
Cross offers the perfect rest, for this working mum who needs to be
de-stressed |
| How
can something so delicious, taste so good yet be healthy arid
nutritious |
| Hubby
knows how to tempt this missus, with their fruity bites bringing love
and kisses |
| I
can relax in the country when Le Crunch is the stalk of the town |
| I
desire smooth glowing skin with firm well-toned qualities just like my
favourite apples |
| I
shop Co-op for a top crop, get a tasty lunch and munch Le Crunch |
| I
want skin to resemble the skin of a juicy apple not a dried prune |
| I'd
Le Crunch at leisure, in an oasis of pleasure |
| I've
enjoyed Le Crunch great taste, now I can start on my waist |
| It
sounds the perfect tonic, for this Le Crunch-aholic |
| It
would be a golden experience, cor, I might not look like Granny Smith
anymore |
| It
would ensure I was prepared for the Millennium |
| It
would turn this green granny into a Golden Delicious fit for any Royal
Gala. |
| It's
Crunch time for my body to get into shape for the Millennium |
| Juicy
and crisp with flavour supreme, they might fulfil my Hoar Cross dream |
| Juicy
and crisp, flavour supreme, a taste that could lead to my Hoar Cross
dream |
| Juicy
and crisp with flavour supreme, they even fulfil my health spa dream |
| Just
turned forty and starting to fret, need all the pampering I can
possibly get |
| Le
Crunch apples lead the way, to a healthy lifestyle every day |
| Le
Crunch proves without a doubt, that good health comes from inside out |
| Le
Crunch takes the 'L' out of flab, with some pampeting absolutely fab |
| Le
Crunch's crisp, sweet, juicy taste, are good for your health and
there's no waist |
| Le
Reds le Greens a pleasure to choose, they co-operate to banish le
Blues |
| My
body has suffered some degeneration, Le Crunch will help with the
renovation |
| My
complexion is dull, my batteries flat, Le Crunch has the power to
remedy that |
| My
resolution is to be healthy and sporty, not overweight, flabby and
forty. |
| Relaxation
pleasure, relief from stress, Le Crunch and the Co-op are a resounding
success |
| Relaxing
in sumptuous surroundings, meeting people with style, makes struggling
with slogans extremely worthwhile |
| Spa-ing
around looking forward to lunch, co-operating with bon appetite crunch |
| Spirits
low, finances chronic, a healthy break would be the perfect tonic. |
| Stressed
out wife verging on Le Crunch, needs some sparkle and Co-op lunch. |
| Take
this Granny Smith for Royal Galas nutritious, go for the Braeburn feel
Golden Delicious |
| Tasty
Le Crunch and luxurious spa, can life get much better? Je ne e'est
pas. |
| Tasty
Le Crunch my healthy beginning, pampered by Co-op prices my fitness
programme winning |
| The
mouth-watering taste, the supreme sensation, transports me to my
health spa destination |
| Their
superb variety arid flavour, tips the scales in my favour |
| They
let me indulge, shrink, and leave behind le kitchen sink |
| This
golden granny, delicious not green, needs tete-a-tete with le health
farm scene |
| This
tired, weary, loyal mummy, wants to feel like a royal granny |
| To
match le Crunch with perfect skin, would make me spa-rkle from within |
| With
Co-op's crunchy money-spinner, I'm a healthier, trimmer winner |
| With
special apple tree-tment I blossom healthy to the core and in pip top
condition |
| Zippers
straining, waistline pinches, Hoar Cross Hall helps lose the inches |
|
| I
would like to experience ROC at Ragdale Hall because… |
| For
relaxation, health and good skin care, RoC and Ragdale are the perfect
pair |
| Once
upon a time a lovely girl married, mothered, worked, became jaded,
please RoC and Ragdale revive what has faded |
| RoC
and Ragdale Hall - beauty is their theme - rest and rejuvenation -this
harassed mothers dream! |
| Stress
wreaks havoc on figure and face, RoC and Ragdale my saving grace |
| With
RoC's supreme skin care and Ragdale's style and splendour I should
come away refreshed, relaxed, supple and slender. |
|
| I 'd
like to be pampered at Inglewood's health hydro because... |
| Unichem
care, Inglewood splendour, makes me healthier, supple and slender |
|
| I like to be in
good shape because… |
| Fitness
in body and mind, in today's business you cannot afford to be behind,
Roltech helps you unwind |
|
| I would love to
watch Euro 96 on TV after eating my Kelloggs cereal because… |
| Kelloggs in my tummy, England winning ball, so much
excitement, I long for Ragdale Hall |