| I would search the maze for French
apples because.... |
| They are gorgeous, and have more kick
than French footballers |
| |
| My school deserves to
win a training session with Ryan Giggs because ... |
| Capri sun fires us up,
but we want to drink it from the FA cup |
| |
| Carling and Kwik Save
are the number one match because ... |
| Extraordinary lager,
extraordinary store - lower prices means glasses raised
more |
| Contented customers their
aim, making a Kwik Save their game |
| Carling fans score with
Kwik Saves galore |
| Substantial saves
throughout their range - a strikingly refreshing change |
| For lowest prices and
quenching thirst, connoisseurs put them first |
| Their standards never
waver, first for value, first for flavour |
| Outstanding saves, tastes
supreme, winning ways from a quality team |
| Tasteful tactics, savings
galore, keep delighted fans returning for more |
| Each has striking appeal,
pleasing crowds, no nonsense deals |
| Fabulous lager, little to
pay, indisputably 'match of the day' |
| |
| Coca-cola has got the
bottle because . |
| There are plenty of
substitutes but no match! |
| |
| Gary Lineker and the
Spice Girls make a great team because ... |
| They all became mega
hits, by putting quality and taste behind their kicks |
| You'll get a great score
from ten feet |
| Together with Walkers
they score a hat-trick |
| Striking company, sporty
fit, on the ball, they're 'Fantas-kick' |
| Like Walkers snacks at
Forbuoys store, they always make an attractive draw |
| When it comes to the
'crunch', they're a striking bunch |
| In the popularity stakes
they always score, all they really, really want is
Walkers galore |
| Forbuoys and Gary,
'five-a-side' to me, Girl Power Vs Boy - I 'wannabe'
referee |
| |
| The Team England needs
Ariel because
|
| This combination takes
some beating, against them there's no competing |
| When paired together
we'll go hell for leather |
| Against pros or beginners
they're automatic winners |
| It helps them clean up at
the back and sparkle at the front |
| Like all winners it has a
strong, clean finish |
| The cleaner the strip the
longer the trip |
| Their goals are both the
same, a clean sweep their main aim |
| It always gets a
brilliant result |
| You can't match it and
you won't beat it |
| With spotless kit we
never get beat, always keeping a clean sheet |
| One dazzling performance
deserves another |
| Supporters get the
perfect view of team colours bright and true |
| It will tackle dirt and
grime, without the need for extra time |
| Clean strip would be
vital, when we strip Brazil of the title |
| It sets standards rivals
can't follow |
| Both have line-ups
unsurpassed, and all opposition is outclassed |
| They are pros not
beginners, fast favourites, clean winners |
| They ensure the red,
white and blue, last all summer through |
| Whatever the challenge,
whatever the grime, spotless results time after time |
| Both have one goal in
mind to leave opponents way behind |
| When put to the test it
beats the rest |
| With innovation, economy
and flair, they achieve striking results beyond compare |
| Football fanatics across
the land are united supporters of this winning brand |
| A wash with efficiency
gives striking proficiency |
| Their world beating blitz
needs the smartest of kits |
| |
| Coca Cola and Snickers
are the best Euro 96 team because
|
| With my 'inside left'
satisfied, I'll be 'right back' for more |
| |
| I won my £5,000 match
bonus with Carling when
|
| A canny Kwik Save from
Schmichael gave Carling the Premiership title |
| |
| Newcastle Brown Ale is
my one and only because
|
| A taste of 'Shearer'
magic, an unforgettable trip, makes Newky Brown favourite
for the Champion'sip' |
| |
| If there was a World
Cup for fans, I would quality because
|
| Like Coca Cola - the
results in the can, flying the flag, I'm a premier fan |
| East or west, with
enthusiasm and zest, following my team we will reach our
dream |
| I would twist everyone
with my supernatural skill |
| |
| If there was a World
Cup for fans, I should qualify because
|
| Should I fail, as a fan,
I've got the bottle to carry the can |
| To be a ball boy, a dream
come true, and England supporter, through and through |
| Supporting my team is
seldom nice, they go down quicker than a Kwik Save price |
| Unlike Maradona, I would
win hands down |
| This 'Ince'y boy is
'Wright' off his rocker, 'Batty' about Coke, and mad
about soccer |
| However supported,
terrace or telly, Coke 'dribbles' past my throat, and
'scores' in my belly |
| |
| If there was a World
Cup for fans, I would qualify because
|
| Whatever the weather my
interest never flags |
| Scores not important,
lose or beat, for 'Coca Cola' lays the world at my feet |
| My 'pride' for the lions
makes me 'fan of the match' |
| When victory 'Beckhams'
I'll wave my banner, showing 'Shearer' delight in a
responsible manner |
| Kicking a ball, saving a
catch, in my dreams I'm at every match |
| I live in the kit,
worship the team, please Coca Cola complete my dream |
| |
| If there was a World
Cup for fans, I should qualify because
|
| Coke the drink, Hoddle
the man, a world-beating team for this number one fan |
| I believe whatever the
colour, whatever the team, the language of football
inspires the dream |
| I'm no 'Fowler' and I'm
never 'Ruud' to referees |
| Shirt on back and Coke in
hand, I follow my team all over the land |
| Notice extra sparkle,
lacked by other guys? Drinking Coca Cola put 'Le Stade'
into my eyes |
| Shearer's magic,
Sherringham flies, but for unfailing support I'd win
first prize |
| We Blackpool fans go
through hell. Like Coke we've got bottle - and 'go down'
well |
| |
| I am a supporter of
fair play because
|
| Better a happy Snicker
eater than a snappy kicker cheater |
| |
| Gary Lineker and
Walkers crisps make a great team because
|
| They're always on the
ball when the tastebuds call |
| |
| Red Card gives me
Extended Energy for
|
| My love life - tired and
boring, too much dribbling and not enough scoring |
| Fitness and zest a
'header' the rest, exhaustion 'sent off' gusto refreshed |
| Refereeing: Energy
provision always right, pit it cannot improve my eyesight |
| Providing the 'Arsenal'
which 'Leeds' to glory |
| The Cup Final, too much
Red Card and I'll need a urinal |
| It is said 'seven days
without Red Card makes one weak' |
| |
| When I'm football
training I like to drink Tango because
|
| It's a fizzical
attraction |
| A Tango a day keeps the
Red Card away |
| Tango tickles your
tasting tackle |
| It makes me burp |
| Fi, fa, fo, fum, other
drinks nil - Tango won |
| Makes me 'fizzical' like
Vinnie Jones - but I'm nicer to players bones |
| Tango has plenty of
substitutes but no match |
| As goalie it's my excuse
for having an open mouth |
| After mom's cooking it's
the best drink to take away the taste |
| This football crazy Tango
fan, gets fizzio therapy from its can |
| Tango's taste is
undeniable - I wish my team were as reliable |
| Like Chelsea's players
lifting the cup, Tango is the one to sup |
| After someone makes a
lunge, it's better than the magic sponge |
| Other drinks taste 'foul' |
| With Tango in my belly I
play as good as Pele |
| |
| If there was a World
Cup for fans I would qualify because
|
| I'm football crazy,
football mad, I 'Alldays' watch it with my Dad |
| |
| If there was a World
Cup for fans, why should you quality
|
| Like Coca Cola my team's
number one - both give me a kick and 'fizzical' fun |
| When I quench my thirst
with Coca Cola I can shout "Come On England"
the loudest |
| |
| I want to be a
Flagbearer at World Cup 98 because
|
| The World Cup excites me,
Coca Cola delights me, Tesco please invite me |
| |
| You always score with
Snickers because
|
| Chunky chocolate,
irresistible inner, home or away, the results a winner |
| At kick off, half time,
journey home, when hunger strikes there's no need to roam |
| |
| I can't wait to go to
the World Cup because
|
| World class players will
play the greatest game, played with passion for glory and
fame |
| With French flair,
English roar, Snickers never fail to score |
| |
| I'm nuts about
Snickers because
|
| Half time, full time,
bite or lick it, a Snickers snack is just the ticket |
| |
| I want to follow my
team to the World Cup with Braun because
|
| Hair we go, hair we go,
hair we go |
| |
| Budweiser and the
World Cup are a winning team because
|
| King of Beers in France
98, the soccer's so good and the Bud tastes great |
| Budweiser fans always
score at Safeway with saves galore |
| Despite the toughest
competition, they're goals ahead of the opposition |
| World Cup and Budweiser -
pure pleasure, hubby will think I'm a real treasure |
| First class football -
world class beer, 'fan'tastic 'buddies' - unite to cheer |
| Fantastic taste and
spectacular play, make them the ultimate 'Match of the
Day' |
| |
| Budweiser and the
World Cup 98 are a winning team because
|
| Budweiser and football
need no translation, they score with fans from every
nation |
| 'tackling' thirst and
tasty to 'boot', the 'striking' performance means there's
no 'substitute' |
| Sparkling, striking,
sensational and cool, the taste of a team in control of
the ball |
| |
| Budweiser and the
World Cup are a winning team because... |
| We're Alldays winners
triumph or tears, 'cos whatever the outcome Budweiser
cheers |
| |
| I would love to watch
Euro 96 on TV after eating my Kelloggs cereal
because
|
| Kelloggs in my tummy,
England winning ball, so much excitement, I long for
Ragdale hall |
| |
| My selected UK team
could win the World Cup if... |
| They all play true to
form and at their best with total Zest |
| |
| I would sell my
grandmother to be one of the 90,000 fans who cheer out
the teams at Wembley in the final of Euro '96 because...
|
| I only got half the
ticket money when I sold grandad |
| |
| I would love to win a
trip to the Euro '96 final with LEE jeans because...
|
| LEE are Europe's champion
brand |
| |
| I would like to meet my Manchester
United heroes because... |
| Champions excite me, Beckhams delight
me, hope Sainburys invite me |
| Delicious Jaffa cakes everyone knows,
eases aches in Beckham's toes |
| Exams no Giggles, Schooles grim, Butt
fortunate me if Ir-win |
| For 'fan'tastic football skill, they
'take the biscuit' still |
| I'd be over the 'Full Moon' |
| Jaffa cake in hand, I'm in 'Neville
Neville' land |
| Keane tackles, Beckham can score, but Jaffa Cakes I
adore |
| Let's not quibble they make me 'dribble' |
| Manchester United excites me, Jaffa's delight me,
please invite me |
| United have what others lack, everyone's favourite
half-time snack |