| I
choose Egyptian new potatoes because.. |
| Cleopatra
found they did please her - their delicious taste made Julius "Caesar" |
| As
Anthony murmered at Cleo's lips, I must have some Egyptian chips |
| They
leave my family "asping" for more! |
| They
make other spuds look like "old chips on the block" |
| Tasty
skins, fluffy inners, these super spuds make perfect dinners |
| Under
the ancient Egyptian mud, lies a treasure of a spud |
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| Sainsbury's
new potatoes are the best because… |
|
With
tasty tubers to grace your meal, Sainsbury's offers a Pharoah deal
|
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| I
would like to sample the taste of Eygpt because… |
| Healthy
delicious - a real pleasure, without ‘digging deep’ I find
Egypt’s treasure |
| |
| Safeway beefsteaks are so
versatile because… |
| However cooked by Mummy, they're a feast for Pharaoh's tummy |
|
| Why are the new PG Pyramid
bags so good… |
| They are unique in their kind and help every Mummy to unwind |
| As Brutus declared to Julius Caesar, it's a 'Pharo-old' treat for a
thirsty 'Giza' |
| They're the best pick me up on Tesco shelves |
| You get a better taste when a bag is not 'two-faced' |
| |
|
PG
Tips always makes a great tasting cup of tea because…
|
| This
novel pyramid brewing technique, guarentees a flavoursome cuppa unique |
| Relax,
take it easy, the pyramid is tops |
| It
makes life richer for the pourer |
| A
sip of tea does more for me then any doctor could do |
| With
PG tips infusion, you are sure of a Phar-aoe cuppa tea |
| Cleopatra
knew it was the SafeWay to get a cup of tea |
| They
know how to fill everyone with infusiasm |
| It's
often stirred but never beaten |
| It
lifts the tastebuds to the top of the pyramid |
| No
competition can ape the flavour |
| In
days of old, Pyramids held gold, guess what - they still do! |
| Success
reigns when it pours |
| Loose,
triange, circle or square, the best tea tasted anywhere |
| It's
the taste that launched a thousand sips |
| The
Sphinx told Brooke Bond the secret |
| Tender
leaves have room to brew, pyramids are great for letting flavour
through |
| Choice
tips in great shape, ensure a brew no one can ape |
| Given
this flavour and pyramid style, even the inscrutable Sphinx will smile |
| The
quality stands out like the pyramids |
| Pyramids
maximise tea-leaf movement but PG needs no improvement |
| Bond
goes on Mission Impossible to get the best leaves |
|
| Why
are the new PG Pyramid Bags so good… |
| They
are unique in their kind, and help every 'mummy' unwind |
| They're
Pharaoh-sized, uniquely packed, make others taste a little flat |
| There's
no restraining those exuberant tea leaves |
| The
king of T's, De Luxor pouring, roomier bags and caddy storing |
| PG
Pyramid TM bags are just ace, gathering flavour as they float in space |
| Only
the finest leaves the pot |
| Because
they have a shape with a past and a taste with the future |
| As
Anthony murmured to Cleo's lips, 'I casino tea dium with PG Tips |
| A
cuppa char's a chore no more, my bags are packed for chez Luxor |
| Like
mummy, I Sphinx PG's new pyramids give a Pharaoh deal, leaving the
coffee mourning |
| Nothing
can pip the distinctive shape of one--upman sip |
|
| Why
are the new PG Pyramid Bags so good… |
| They're
the best pick me up on Tesco's shelves! |
| You
get a better taste, when a bag is not 'two faced'! |
| As
Brutus declared to Julius Caesar, it's a 'Phara-old' treat for a
thirsty Giza! |
| One
bag for two makes a good brew, two bags, no more, satisfies four! |
| As
Cleopatra whispered in Anthony's ear, "I'll 'sip' into something
special, my dear!" |
| Something
old, sojnething new, points the way to the perfect brew! |
| The
secret lies within the inner chamber |
| Cutting
corners down to three, really does make better tea! |
| Steve
Davis couldn't make a better pot! |
| There's
nothing finer for my old china! |
| Sip
sip hooray, PG makes my day! |
| Travel
far, surf the net, better tea bags you'll not get |
| With
PG Pyramid bags, tea in bed because the 'Reveille of the Kings'! |
|
| Suggest
a suitable humorous translation of a picture of mock hieroglyphics… |
| I
used to "Peer-Amid" the gloom 'til Crown White brightened up
my tomb |