| I'd make my home a Hoover home because... |
| Only
Hoover could ‘Hammer’ this house of horrors |
| Giving
Hoover a twirl, changes this Mrs Mop to Wonder Girl! |
| In
my ‘Tomorrow's World’ I could enjoy ‘Play for Today’ |
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| Piper Heidsieck and Showbiz make a great pair
because… |
| They
both sparkle with star quality |
| Piper
Heidsieck's sparkling fun is a star turn, second to none |
| They
both have vitality and star quality |
| |
| I think James Bond uses a Parker Jotter
because… |
| Bond
separates men from boys, Parker separates men from toys |
| |
| James
Bond's next assignment should be… |
| Decoding
the secret of Smirnoff's liquid treasure,giving Bond undiluted
pleasure |
| From
'Russia with Love' again, like Smirnoff, we never mind repeats |
| Inviting
me (it seems absurd) to share his Smirnoff - shaken not stirred |
| Joining
me for thrills 'Galore', with the 'Bond' who needs 'Moore'! |
| Pushing
my trolley to Safeway's till, it's wonky - licensed to kill! |
| Smirnoff
and Tonic (great double bill) - the Russian connection, licensed to
thrill. |
| Take
a secret peak, as to why Smirnoff tastes unique |
| To
catch a Black Russian, Smirnoff's the name, blending the game |
| To
find who sent the Smirnoff from 'Russia with Love' |
| To
rid the world of unpure spirits |
| Try
leaving a bottle of Smirnoff unopened - mission impossible! |
| |
| James
Bond's next assignment should be… |
| Ensuring
Smirnoff vodka's reputation isn't 'Shaken or Stirred' by imitation |
| |
| I
think James Bond uses a Parker Jotter because… |
| The
action man from Goldeneye, does not wait for ink to dry! |
| |
| I think it would be cool to win a camcorder the
Tesco and Old Jamaica Ginger Beer hot shots competition... |
| Camcorders
capture Jamaican spice, Tesco's canned cool runnings of life |
| I'd
be cool, calm and projected |
|
| Quadrophenia is the greatest British youth film
ever made because… |
| Adolescent memories fade too fast, Quadrophenia ensured
they last. |
|
| I want to watch
Toy Story on Comet's home cinema TVs because… |
| It's a pro-logically surround sound investment of movie
magic. |
|
| I would like to
win a Klingon Feast in Las Vegas because… |
| Heineken makes the 'Star' scene no 'Trek' at all. |
|
| The force is
strong in me because… |
| Pepsi Cola, Walkers to eat, watching movies, a proper
treat. |
|
| My favourite Star
Wars character is… because… |
| Luke Skywalker because he thinks Kwik to become the
Saver of the day |
|
| I would like to
be a Jedi Knight because |
| Like Woolworths, I'd be light years ahead in the 'store
wars' |
|
| I'd love to go to
Warners World in Germany because… |
| Action,
adventure, lots more besides, putting my towel down makes me first on
the rides |
|
| Doritos movie
premiers are great because... |
| Great movies tonight at eight - Doritos Premier Films,
its a date |
| I’m the first to savour the premier flavour |
| They’re cool, original, ideal, spicy, exciting and
simply ‘unreel’ |
| Directors perfect them for film buff selection |
| They catch your attention, so then you watch them |
| From ‘Casablanca’ to ‘Rio’ every movie buff
loves Doritos tasty trio |
| I always get my movie kicks with Doritos first time
groovy flicks |
| Doritas tastefully carry the show - supported by
Forbouys - always in the know |
| With a taste for the occasion, each opening’s a
celebration |
| Like Doritos munchy flavours, they put stars in your
eyes |
| Lights, action - Doritos are the main attraction |
|
| Where would you like to make a movie and why? ... |
| On the moon: The location shots will be out of this
world |
|
| For
quality and taste I always choose Asda British sausages because… |
| Lights,
camera, action, British bangers are Asda's star attraction |
| They're
an all star cost that's unsurpassed |
| They're
just the ticket for tasty snacks, Oscar winning sausage packs! |
| Value,
taste, meaty, lean, - only the best get through Asda's screen |
|
| Scotch
cassettes star in my movies because… |
| They
outclass the best and outlast the rest |
|
| I
would like to own a Toshiba home video system because… |
| It
would be like a trip to the cinema in the comfort of my home |
|
| My
name for a film staring Princes spreads would be… |
| Liz
Taylor story - (only 'paste' you'll see me with) |
| Rightspread
revisited |
| The
'Butty' professors |
|
| Diet
Coke and movies go together because… |
| Lights,
Camera, Action, Diet Coke's the star attraction |
| Alongside
Cruise and Swayze, Diet Coke drives me crazy |
| Bogart,
Redford, Monroe, Bacall, Diet Coke toasts them all |
| Both
are a big hit in Cannes |
| Diet
Coke is a blockbuster of a drink |
| Diet
Coke's appeal and zing, even outshines Michelle and Kim |
| Diet
Coke's classic tingle, makes movie magic multilingual |
| Enjoyment
is the name of the game |
| I
can taste the great, whilst enjoying a great taste |
| If
the films in bad taste, your Cola won't be |
| It
always outdoes its competitors at the box office |
| Movies
are fantasy and Diet Coke is the real thing |
| Sparkling
performances I find, increase enjoyment when combined |
| That's
the ultimate taste in entertainment ever |
| The
fun just keeps bubbling on |
| They
are simply the best |
| They
are sparkling and refreshing products of the '90's |
| They
refresh and excite body and soul making an entirety |
| They
top the scale in good taste |
| They're
both full of sparkle and entertainment |
| They're
fizzy, exciting and cool |
| What's
on the reel is the real thing |
|
| I
would like to poppet to the movies with a friend free for a year
because... |
| 'From
Poppets with love' comes 'A view to fulfil' my greatest desire |
| I
really, really, really want to Zig ah Zag ahhh! |
| She
has this Fatal Attraction for my Poppets and would Die Hard to get
them |
| Such
a sweet and thrilling thing, would really make Zig's eyeballs swing |
| Weekly
watching with Poppet pack, like Arnie says - I'll Poppet back |
|
| Say
why you want to go the the Oscar ceremony… |
| Political
speeches, costumes brief, Outstanding joy, overwhelming grief, the
players assemble bearing souls, Desperate to own the figure of gold |
|
| I
would like to visit California because… |
| Hollywood
hills from Tesco tills, would be the fruit of smaller bills |
|
| I
would like to eat my Cadbury's Eclairs in Bel Air because… |
| After
the weekly grind, this sweetie needs to unwind |
| Amongst
the glamour, glitz and action, Cadbury's Eclairs are the star
attraction |
| I
would pie 'n' mix with the Hollywood chicks |
| Mingling
with millionaires, I'll share my mints if they share theirs |
| They
are the twentieth century chox |
|
| To
win a holiday in Hollywood would light up my day because... |
| A
Goldwyn pack or the Goldwyn state, a Goldwyn opportunity to celebrate |
| Camcorder
memories, breathtaking sights, and Hollywood stars displayed in lights |
| Famous
faces, fabulous sights, moments to treasure with Ultra Lights |
| From
camera to action, from prizes to flights, from dream to reality, with
Benson’s delights |
| I’d
have a famous time in California, thanks to Benson & Hedges - a
star performer |
| It’s
Ultra amazing, my Ultra day dream, LA style, Ultra supreme |
| Like
Benson & Hedges, it’s second to none, thrills and luxury rolled
into one |
| Star
studded city from the pack with flair, Hollywood and B&H, the
perfect pair |
| This
package of pleasure’s an increasing blend, of action and glamour,
beginning to end |
| Whether
home or abroad, the gold B&H packet is my academy award |
|
| If
I was in LA drinking Carlsberg I would… |
| Be
singing I never felt more like swigging the booze |
| Buy
a drink for two local girls, Beverley Hills and Holly Wood |
| If
Holly wood |
| RE
-45' D |
| Rock
like Haley knowing Carlsberg had the bill |
|
| Hollywood
is a star attraction because… |
| The
silver screen can make you a star, but only the planets know how far! |
|
| My
co-star in a big Hollywood movie presented by Berkley Superkings would
be … because… |
| Burt
Reynolds - Berkley’s would guarantee the greatest smokey cannonball
run, filtering the best excitement and action all rolled into one |
| Busby
Berkley - Like his namesake Berkley cigarettes, his films always gave
quality, luxury and value for money. Berkley the Superking of
Hollywood |
| Danny
De Vito - Big stars come in small packages. We would light up the
screen and have a Superking-size success |
| Demi
Moore - With her gorgeous body and beautiful face, I would need a
Berkley to return my heart to normal |
| Fred
Astaire - Cool and inspirational, smooth and debonair, with Fred and
Berkley Menthol, I’d be walking on air |
| George
Formby - Whilst he’s cleaning windows, I’ll be smoking Berkley |
| Harrison
Ford - I have great taste, he has quality to spare - Berkley
Superkings have both - an Oscar winning affair |
| Hugh
Grant - Like my favourite cigarette, he’s tall, slim, smooth and
sophisticated and unlike other superstars, available at a much fairer
price |
| My
Mother - At 80 and after ten children, this leading lady still has
more class and style than anything tinseltown can match |
| My
Wife - If the scriptwriter agrees, I might manage to get a few words
in |
| My
Wife Doreen - She is my leading lady and the ‘light of my life’ |
| Robbie
Coltrane - He is extra large, cool and smooth - like the Superkings
taste we both approve |
| Sylvester
‘Rocky’ Stallone - Superstar and Superking, knock spots off their
rivals in or out of the ring |
| Tina
Turner - With Berkley and Tina, I’m doubly impressed, both
smouldering and smooth -they’re simply the best! |
| Whoopi
Goldberg - Packed with style, panache, and flair - twenty reasons
beyond compare, Superkings presented as Berldey invented - tipped as
the best Hollywood premiere |
|
| If
you were to remake a famous film staring Dolmio Sauce what would you
call it... |
| A
Dish Called Wonder |
| 1001
Dolmio Creations |
| A
Fistful of Dolmio (Spaghetti Western) |
| A
Jar Is Born |
| A
View To A Meal |
| Anthony
and Cleopasta |
| Dolmio
Grande - A Spaghetti Western |
| From
Dolmio With Love |
| Goodbye
Mr Chips |
| Goodbye
Mr Chips, Hello Papa Dolmio |
| Guess
What's Coming For Dinner |
| Hello
Dollymio |
| Oh
For A Few Dolmios More |
| Pastahlanca |
| Plate
It Again, Sam! |
| Plateful
Attraction |
| Shakespeare's
"Pasta-Piece" "Dolmio And Julue Ate" |
| Surround
The Whirls In 80 Ways |
| The
Goodmother |
| The
Six Million Dolmio Man |
| To
Stir With Love |
|
| I
think Cliffhanger is this year's number 1 action movie because… |
| Quality,
value, equally shared, Chronicle and Marriort perfectly paired |
| The
excitement doesn't stop for a minute. I got so carried away I thought
l was in it! |
|
| Describe
Walls Feast Bar and the film you saw at the cinema… |
| A
foul politician, two fledglings and vultures of the press cause havoc
in this merry lark |
| Feast
- A chilling tale of crunchy biscuit, smothered by toffee and
chocolate ice cream captured in chocolate |
| Film:
The Birdcage - Two gay lovebirds’ cosy nest is disturbed when they
pretend to be straight |
|
| I
would like to capture the spirit of the American West by… |
| Feeling
the history, breathing the air, exploring traditions beyond compare |
|
| Dolmio
Pasta Sauce is the star ingredient in my kitchen because… |
| Its
appeal is "Universal" and its taste is "Paramount" |
| No
"Casualty" for 'Tools and Sauces", it
"Masterminds" "Blockbuster" courses! |
| Produce
Dolmio - 'pan' meat - 'zoom' to table - 'action' - eat! |
| A
prize performer in cuisine, Dolmio always steals the scene! |
| Like
Pisa - it's always on the list |
| Super'smashin'
'simply great' - bullseye scored with every plate |
| Forget
Hoffman, Cruise and Swayze - Dolmio drives my tastebuds crazy |
| Natural
ingredients, guaranteed to please, Italian cuisine without any E's |
| It
is simply Supernovapastarrtficexpertdolmiocious |
| Dolmio
is the only Safeway to have a Saucy Italian |
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